Screamer

5/11/2012  - Carroll Shelby - RIP. I bet heaven smells like burned rubber.


5/9/2012  - Bigots' heads are exploding.


5/4/2012  - The world just became a little less interesting. Greyer. Flatter. Quieter. Adios, MCA.


5/1/2012  -


4/17/2012  - This is pretty much how all of my "Draw Something" games go.


4/17/2012  -


4/13/2012  - Check it out - Steve is in the news!


4/12/2012  - Holy Crap. I do a tribute toon to Red Meat and his site goes off line. I'm the internet Angel of Death.


4/9/2012  - Have you ever wondered what a metric shitload of prizes looks like? Come to the Comedy of Horrors Film Fest and find out (or look at the photo below. You could do that too)


4/3/2012  - A Quantum Theory of Mitt Romney


3/31/2012  - Twenty Years, 9000 kids, and a Presidential Volunteer Service Award. Way to go, NTLP! If you have a son or daughter 8th grade - 12th grade, take a look at this excellent program. (click the logo)


3/26/2012  - OH. MY. GOD. I love this so much. Caution, it's a song about a MotherF***ing Pterodactyl, so don't crank it up at nursery school.


3/23/2012  - Holy crap! We have film fest shirts that you can totally buy with money and everything!



Remember, you can get your hands on our enormous package ONLY until April 1.

Enormous Package includes:
(1) ticket to the BoneBat "Comedy of Horrors" Film Fest
A New Dope on CD, signed by Death*Star!
Nowhere is a Destination on CD, signed by Burning of I!
Limited edition BBFF T-Shirt (Men's or Women's size S-XXL)
BBFF poster
(1) Flying Saucer Pizza during Fest
Even more goodies!

CLICK HERE! GET SOME!


3/22/2012  - Yesterday I discovered one of the secrets to the universe - Some women actually achieve the Big O while doing ab exercises.

If you don't believe me, then enter "Hanging leg lifts orgasm" or "coregasm" into your favorite search engine. For example, here's a board where a bunch or women all say, "Wow, I thought that I was the only one."

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Once again, the universe is not fair. If a woman "gets there" at the gym, it's hot. If a guy does it, he gets a restraining order.

If a woman walks around with the top half of her boobs exposed, it's "cleavage." If a guy walks around with one ball hanging out of his pants, it's indecent exposure.

The reason for these many inequities is explained here


3/15/2012  - Join us at Games & Gizmos, Redmond, WA on March 17th at 2:30 p.m. for an epic free-to-play, round robin, multi-game tournament to decide the ultimate gaming champion!


The games are:

PATHFINDER from Paizo Publishing
KILL DOCTOR LUCKY from Paizo Publishing
HIVE from Gen42/SmartZone
CTHULHU DICE from Steve Jackson Games
MUNCHKIN ZOMBIES from Steve Jackson Games

Be part of a LIVE episode of The BoneBat Show! Win amazing prizes! And if YOU have the skills, the knowledge, THE DESIRE to best the competition... Take home tickets to the April 21st 2012 BoneBat "Comedy of Horrors" Film Fest!

Register in advance by calling Games & Gizmos at 425-497-9579, via email, or stop in the store and sign up in person for a free snack on Game Day!


3/14/2012  - Happy Pi Day. Tell everyone you know to buy a shirt. (CLICK THE PICTURE BELOW)



I make a buck every time someone buys one, and I donate ALL proceeds to... well, honestly, I just keep the money and buy groceries.


3/8/2012  - Bill Plympton will not have a short in this year's Comedy of Horrors Film Fest. Don't be sad. You can watch one here.


3/7/2012  - This week was my first attempt to use my new computer to create a cartoon start-to-finish right on the screen without pens, pencils, paper, or any of that real life stuff. I'm not terribly satisfied with the result, but it is an acceptable first attempt. There is learning curve, and I'm definitely looking uphill to see the top of it. If you are interested, I used a fancy dancy ASUS Eee Slate Tablet PC. The Wacom pen that was included did not have a side button, so I used an Axiotron Studio Pen. The mappable button let's me right click, and do a host of other things.


2/29/2012  - No new toon this week. I was playing Xbox when I should have been doing stuff for the film fest. Then I was doing stuff for the film fest when I should have been working. Then I was working when I should have been cartooning. Then I was in the hospital with a sick kid and the wheels came off of everything.


2/25/2012  - Check out the new audio ad for the BoneBat Comedy of Horrors Film Fest!! (Caution, there are a couple of naughty words in the MP3, so don't play it too loudly at work)